To bid on a laptop computer,
I paid a visit to eBay.
The price went too high,
More than I was willing to pay.
Then went off to a website,
Where a test I soon took.
The results are on the right,
Under my profile please look.
Went out to a park because my home it is near,
While sitting there, some comic books I read.
A series based on a story whose title is "Neverhere",
But soon I decided to take a walk instead.
I wandered through the park,
And circled the lake.
Then just on a lark,
A longer walk I did take.
My stroll quickly lead me quite far away,
Then before long a theater came into my sight.
A movie I should see--to myself I did say,
The sun had gone down....it had become night.
As I stood outside the theater I thought,
What film is playing that I have yet to see?
At the box office the ticket I bought,
Was for the blockbuster movie "X-Men III" !
The movie was great....I enjoyed it a lot,
Now I had to begin to make the trip home.
Outside of the theater....it seemed a bit hot,
But now I'm here and writing this poem.
So by now I'm certain you're all quite aware,
One thing I'll never be is a good poet.
And maybe you really don't even care,
But as least now you know it!