Are we all perhaps linked by invisible bonds? Do the actions of one affect others, even if those others are far away? Our lives and the universe itself may be all part of a single mechanism in which all creatures and events are 'entangled' with one another.
Showing posts with label Survey/Quiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Survey/Quiz. Show all posts

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bored Rainy Day Quiz Taking Time

Your result for The What Kind of Friend Are You Test...

Practically Vulcan

You scored high on Logic! 82%


Practically Vulcan friends tend to leave emotions out of their decisions. You are calculating and analytical in your problem-solving abilities and can sometimes come across as cold.

Take The What Kind of Friend Are You Test at HelloQuizzy

This guy is thinking "Now where did I leave my pants?"


Your result for The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test...

The Monk


You live a peaceful, quiet life. Very little danger comes your way and you live a long time. You are wise and modest, but also stagnant. You have little comfort, little food and have taken a vow of silence. But who needs chatter when just sitting in the cloister of your abbey with The Good Book makes you perfectly content.

Take The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test at HelloQuizzy

HA ! I knew before I even took this quiz what the answer would be.

And finally, just one more:

Your result for The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test...

Guy Smiley

You scored 65% Organization, 55% abstract, and 25% extroverted!


This test measured 3 variables.


First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.


Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.


Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.


You are mostly organized, both concrete and abstract, and more introverted.



Here is why are you Guy Smiley.


You are both mostly organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. Guy Smiley is your average Joe. He'll dress up and look nice for his game show, but he's not a neat freak.


You are both a concrete and abstract thinker. Guy Smiley uses his imagination to come up with ridiculous game shows. However he's concrete enough to stick by his rules and perform his role as host. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course.



You are both introverted. At first glance Guy Smiley may appear to be an extrovert given he hosts a popular show. But in reality he struggles to relate with other people. His prizes tend to just be Guy Smiley merchandise. For whatever reason you are a bit uncomfortable in social settings. You may have one or two people that you are close with. You'd rather do things by yourself and you dislike working in groups where things are always so inefficient.



I'd never heard of this Sesame Street character, but he does sound like me !
(even looks a bit like me...haha)

So according to these tests, I would be a Vulcan monk who hosts a game show. Where do I sign up?

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Take My Survey...or I'll press this button !



I created a survey about cartoon families, just because, well, I really have no reason, other than just killing time and playing around on the internet.

But you should click here and take this survey immediately anyway !
The fate of the world may depend on it....or maybe not.

Click Here to take survey

Go on--you know you want to, so quit stalling and just go do it!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

When Animals Attack !

According to this survey on surviving animal attacks, I could kick the crap out of those vicious house cats or raccoons ! And could probably hold my own against most dogs.



Brought To You By Adult Toy Parties



But it would seem that I have to stay away from animals that live in water (sharks, alligators) or jungles/forests (lions, bears, gorillas, etc.) or cities (Humans).

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

State Quiz Test

Your result for The State Locator Challenge Test...

Geography Whiz

You scored 83% Accuracy!


With 18 correct answers, you beat nearly everyone else. Sure a couple of people got them all right by cheating, but your score is geniune. Not only do you know your states, but you know how to play with integrity.


Perhaps you got Colorado and Wyoming confused. Maybe it was New Hampshire and Vermont. We might never know.


This state naming skill of yours will get your far. There are myriads of times where it is important to know the shape of the states. Ok, I lied, it doesn't really matter. But it does show that you know your stuff.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Survey Says....

Ryan over at "Boys Are Ugly But So Cute" did this survey a few days ago and in question 26 says I would do this on my blog, so here I go:

1. What time is it? :: 5:30 am
2. What's your full name? :: Martin
3. What are you most afraid of? :: Living an unfulfilled, meaningless life (which is how it feels right now).
4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater? Pan's Labyrinth
5. Place of birth? :: Albany, NY
6. Favorite food? :: Pizza
7. What's your natural hair color? :: Brown
8. Ever been to Alaska? :: No, it would be too cold for me anyway ! Brrr....
9. Ever been toilet paper rolling? :: No
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? :: Yes
11. Been in a car accident? :: Yes,when I was about 12, but it wasn't too serious.
12. Croutons or bacon bits? :: Neither
13. Favorite day of the week? :: Probably Saturday (or any day I don't have to go to work)
14. Favorite restaurant? :: Does McDonald's count? 'Cause I don't go to restaurants (food doesn't interest me that much).
15. Favorite Flower? :: Lilac
16. Favorite sport to watch? :: Don't really watch sports, but I have recently seen a few Nascar races. (because Ryan & Mike talk about it on their blog I got interested)
17. Favorite drink? :: Tea (Hot or Iced)
18. Favorite ice cream? :: Chocolate
19. Disney or Warner Brothers? :: Warner brothers
20. Ever been on a ship? :: Yes, one of those little tour boats ones that sail around Manhattan.
21. What color is your bedroom carpet? :: Dark Blue
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test? :: None, because I've never taken one.
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? :: Computer Geeks.com (I generally only get mail from sites I've signed up at or spam)
24. What do you do when you are bored? :: Surf the internet, read, take a walk if the weather's nice.
25. When is Bedtime? :: Varies depending on my mood (usually by 11pm, but sometimes much earlier....last night it was 8:30pm)
26. Who will do this survey on there blog? :: Everyone who reads it, or maybe no one !
27. Favorite TV show :: Smallville
28. Last person you went to dinner with? :: No one--see question 14.
29. What are your favorite colors? :: Purple, blue
30. How many tattoos do you have? :: None
31. How many pets do you have? :: None
32. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? :: The egg
33. What do you want to do before you die? :: Right now I'm honestly not sure, but I do know there are many, many things I haven't done. I've led a pretty boring life so far. Being in love would probably be one thing, but I'm not even sure of that sometimes.
34. Have you ever been to Hawaii? :: No
35. Have you been to countries outside the U.S.? :: Yes, if you count a 5 minute stop for gas in Canada. When I was 17, a couple of friends (one of whom had just gotten a car) and I went on a trip up to Canada. We stopped for gas there and then headed back home. See what an international traveler I am !
36. Time this survey ended? :: 6:18 am

Friday, November 17, 2006

Humor Quiz

the Prankster
(42% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN
| COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutchner




The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Tag, I'm It!

Tagged by James for this meme!

If you could be any person in the world, who would you be, and why?
This question took a bit of thinking, because while I'm particularly thrilled at being 'me', I had a hard time deciding who I would like to be. But then I recalled someone who I recently "said to myself"-- I'd like to be him. Now this is a person that most of you reading this probably have never heard of, but his name is Kevin Rose. Who's that? (I'm sure most are wondering)
Well, he's one of the guys who started Digg.com, Revision3, (my left sidebar also has links to those sites) and was on the TV show "Screen Savers" on TechTV (before it became G4). He also currently does a podcast (including a video version) called 'DiggNation' where he ,along with Alex Albrecht, discusses the top stories that have been on Digg.com.
Why would I want to be him? Because he loves computers & tech stuff and gets to work with those things every day while earning a living doing it. And he seems to have fun doing it! Being able to make a living while doing something you enjoy seems like the perfect job to me . Instead of dreading getting up to go to work like I do.

Describe a place you remember from your childhood.
I was a 'stay-at-home' kind of kid, never going out much, preferring to sit & read or play with my toys or games alone. Ever play Monopoly with 3 players, even though you were the only one playing? I used to--I would play as 3 different people, using a different strategy for each 'imaginary' player--one would buy any property he landed on, another would save his cash for the pricier places, and the third might try to get certain properties. Weird, huh?

But I got sidetracked there, going down Memory Lane.

The place I was going to talk about is a state park here in NY called Thacher Park. My mother, two older brothers, and a few aunts & uncles (and my cousins, of course) would go there for picnics in the summer. The male cousins & uncles and my brothers would usually start up a baseball game while the women of the family sat around and gossiped. Well, I being no fan of sports nor gossip, would wander off alone into the woods nearby to explore. Now these were not deep woods (although there are places there were you could get lost--and every year they usually have to rescue someone who goes into caves there & gets lost). The woods I 'explored' actually had marked trails so if you got confused, you need only look for trees with colored tags on them.
I don't remember what I thought about on those treks through the woods, but I do recall just enjoying the quiet peacefullness, the only sounds being the birds and an occasional animal (rabbit or squirrel most likely) scurrying by.
Wasn't I a strange little boy?

How did you meet your closest friend?
Well, if you've read the previous answer, you may have figured out I never went out to make many friends. I've had some friends for a long time (20 years or more), but I'm not sure if I have ever had any that might be considered 'close'. At least in the sense that I shared any personal secrets or spent a lot of time with them. My post just before this one mentions one that I felt very 'close' to, but that didn't last that long. Two friends I currently have I met both at a previous job.

What is something you do well?


No, that's not a command--that's what I do well. At least I think it is!
I'm really not much into physical activity (unless you count sitting) and I have little-to-no artistic abilities, but I do enjoy thinking about things. Almost anything, in fact. I have a good memory and was always good at test-taking in school, all activities that involve thinking.
That's why some of my answers to these questions tend to be a bit long--'cause I keep "thinking" of new things to add.
Anyone know of a job where someone will pay me to sit in a room alone and just think all day? Because I'd be really good at that!

What would have happened if you didn't leave the house this morning?
The entire Universe would have collapsed in on itself and 'winked' out of existence!!
So aren't you glad I did leave the house?

Seriously, I would be doing what I'm doing now. On the internet or watching TV or both at once. Or reading a book or playing a videogame. Exciting, Huh!?

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?

If I was wealthy, I'd probably spend my life traveling all over the world. But most of all, I'd like to visit Japan. Because they have the coolest robots, and anime, and seem to have all the latest tech gadgetry before anyone else. It's a tech geek's Paradise!
And the Japanese people also seem (from what little I know) to be polite & friendly. Ok, and I think Asian guys are hot! (that's what you wanted to hear, isn't it?)

What sets you apart from the crowd?
My invisible impenetrable force-field--no one can break through it!

Actually it's more likely my strange sense of humor--I can find almost anything funny--and I often find myself saying things that even I don't know where the thought came from. My head is full of information and useless junk and sometimes it combines into odd & baffling combinations. I've gotten many a puzzled look from people! And frankly, I kind of like confusing people and keeping them guessing what's really going on in my head!

What do you want to be remembered for?
This to me might be the hardest question to answer. I doubt that I'll be remembered at all. I'm the type of person who can just sort of fade away into the background and not even be noticed.
If anyone does remember me, I hope it's as someone who tried not to ever harm anyone and who was a good & loyal friend.

What is the nicest thing you have done for someone?
Another tough question (for me anyway) since I can't think of any one thing in particular that might be considered the 'nicest'. If I do something for someone I don't think of it in terms such as that. I guess that would be up to others to decide whether it was the 'nicest' .

What is the greatest lesson you've learned so far in your life?
To not take myself or much of anything, really, too seriously....because the Universe is an enormous place, and I'm not certain if anything that happens makes much difference on such a grand scale. And frankly, sometimes I have my doubts as to the reality of the Universe itself.
I used to have a sign hanging on my wall that said "Question Reality" and often I do.

How would you spend a found $20 bill?
It would depend on how much money I had when I found it. If I was broke, it might go towards groceries, but if it was 'extra', I might buy some extra comics or use it to go see a movie.

What is your favorite day of the week?
Any day I don't have to go to work is my favorite day. But in a normal week, it would be Saturday, 'cause I can get up, watch cartoons on TV, and just relax & do whatever I want.

How old would you be if you didn't know your real age?
I'd probably be 12 years old because I think many of the things I like most 12-year olds also like. Such as comic books, watching cartoons, playing video games, etc. Also I tend to find most 'adult' conversations/activities pretty boring.


Name some things you are thankful for.
My health.
Friends (including those I've only met through their blogs).
My sense of humor, which allows to to see the absurdity of life & not take it too seriously.

What was your favorite childhood toy?
My almost-complete set of "Matchbox" cars. I had 61 out of the full set of 75 different cars/trucks, collected over a period of several years. Whenever I'd go with my Mom to Woolworth's (or to Neisner's--a 'five & dime' store like Woolworth's oddly located right next door to Woolworth's) I'd look for any new cars I didn't have and use whatever birthday/Christmas money I'd saved to get them. Sometimes I got lucky & they would be on sale 2 for $1.00 instead of the usual .59 each so I saved a little cash.
I would spend hours playing with them on the floor, making up entire stories that took place in my 'make-believe' city. Fires, bank robberies, car accidents all occurred and my Matchbox police cars, fire trucks and ambulances were on hand to respond to these emergencies. Sometimes an occasional drag race would take place between a couple of the fancy sports cars
in the collection. I even had 2 Matchbox cases to hold them all. Too bad I don't still have them because today they would probably be a collector's item.

Oh, and Neisner's store had the best root beer soda ever! In a big wooden keg on the soda fountain counter.
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In keeping with the spirit of the question about the 'nicest' thing you've done, I'm going to be nice & not "tag" anyone to do this, but if you want to, copy the questions to your blog and answer them. (I don't like to 'tag' others because I feel I like I'm obligating them to do it, and maybe they don't want to or don't have the time)
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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Jungian Personality Test

Took this personality test earlier. And I think it proves what I already knew--I don't have much of a personality. Or at least one that's pretty deeply hidden.

Overall, this test seems accurate. In my case, anyway. The one item I would dispute is the line "would rather be friendless than jobless". I could always find a job, but it is much harder for me to find a friend, so I place a much higher value on friendship than on employment. Of course, I need a job to sustain my extravagant lifestyle (in other words, live indoors and eat occasionally), but a friend is like a 'special bonus' life sometimes sees fit to place in your path.
I have had few friends in my life and never had any that I really spent a lot of time with or ever discussed "my feelings" with (emotions...ewww) . To be honest, since writng this blog, I've revealed more about myself than I ever have to anyone in person. Don't you feel lucky (or just plain scared?) that you know me that well?!

Your type is: INTJ

INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population.
Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)


Introverted (I) 88% Extroverted (E) 12%
Intuitive (N) 56.82% Sensing (S) 43.18%
Thinking (T) 76.67% Feeling (F) 23.33%
Judging (J) 57.58% Perceiving (P) 42.42%

loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, not very altruistic, not very complimentary, would rather be friendless than jobless, observer, values solitude, perfectionist, detached, private, not much fun, hidden, skeptical, does not tend to like most people, socially uncomfortable, not physically affectionate, unhappy, does not talk about feelings, hard to impress, analytical, likes esoteric things, tends to be pessimistic, not spontaneous, prone to discontentment, guarded, does not think they are weird but others do, responsible, can be insensitive or ambivalent to the misfortunes of others, orderly, clean, organized, familiar with darkside, tends not to value organized religion, suspicious of others, can be lonely, rarely shows anger, punctual, finisher, prepared

favored careers:

scientist, dictator, forensic anthropologist, systems analyst, philosopher, nuclear engineer, political analyst, researcher, statistician, scholar, research scientist, computer scientist, software designer, curator, computer programmer, aerospace engineer, electrical engineer, paleontologist, english professor, philosophy professor, chemical engineer, epidemiologist, forensic scientist, museum curator, research assistant, mechanic, astronomer, figher pilot, librarian, systems administrator, neurosurgeon, book editor, biotechnology, archeologist, lab tech, bookstore owner

disfavored careers:

advertising executive, job in entertainment industry, performer, singer, art therapist, childcare worker, bartender, dj, event coordinator, hair dresser, wedding planner

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This test says I'm hidden and don't talk about feelings, and it's correct....but just to try to prove it wrong I'll reveal a:

***SECRET*** Ok, here's a secret I never talk about. When I was 17 years old, and after my Mom had died, I went to live with an Aunt & Uncle for about a year. I met a boy who lived a few houses up the street and I spent a lot of time with him, usually just hanging out at his house, watching TV. He's the only friend I ever really spent much time with, but after that year, I moved to the other side of town and was working to support myself. Didn't see him much then and the friendship slowly faded away. Probably more due to me not making enough of an effort to keep up the friendship, although there is more to the story (you'll just have to wait for the next chapter, if I choose to reveal it). I still think of him as a friend, even though I haven't seen him in over 20 years.

So what's the secret, you're probably thinking....well, alright, *cough cough*, a-hem....I suppose I have to admit it....I was in love with him. There, I said it! But being the the messed-up introvert that I am, and unsure of how he felt, and not knowing anything about sex, and still confused about the whole 'gay thing' and all that other crap, I never told him (or anyone else) -- until now.

Hmmm....favored career--dictator--that does sound promising. Should I start with a small country and work my way up or just go for it and take over the this country? It is the only remaining Superpower....I'll have to think on this some more......

Monday, March 27, 2006

Adult Survey

First saw this survey on Brad's blog and as per the rules, I saw it so I'm doing it....but try not to fall asleep as you read my boring answers!

This is an open TAG. You see this and you are TAGGED! Copy the questions, answer them and put them on your blog.

This is an adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Have fun!!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club?
No
2. Ever been to a female strip club? No
3. Ever been to a bar? Yes--many years ago (about 25 years or more) went to a few bars with my older brother (just sort of hanging out with him). He drank beer, I drank soda. To a gay bar the answer is No.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out? No, never have drank any alcohol at all.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
No, see above answer.
7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No
8. Ever thrown up from drinking too much?
No, I told you I've never drank alcohol!
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No
10. Had sex in a car? No
11. Had sex in a park? No
12. Had sex in a movie theater? No
13. Had sex in a bathroom? No
14. Had sex in a school? No
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes--twice. Once way back in 1979 in Washington, D.C. while there to attend the first National March for Lesbian/Gay Rights (it was a gay "adult" store). I bought just one magazine there. Second time was in a store near here (about 15 years ago where I went to apply for a job (as cashier). Bought nothing, also never heard back re: the job.
16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store? Yes as I said above--just that one magazine.
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes
20. How many partners have you had? Zero (wasn't sure I wanted to admit that, but it said to be honest)
21. Have you ever received oral sex? No
22. Have you ever given oral sex? No
23. Have you ever had a threesome? No
24. Are your breasts real? I certainly hope so.
25. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No
26. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Considering my answer to # 20, how would I know?
27. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No
28. How old were you when you first had sex? I'll let you know when (IF) it happens. (you'll notice that's a big 'if')
29. Have you ever had a one night stand?
No, again see # 20.
30. Were you honest in this survey? Of course, if I were going to lie, I would have come up with much more exciting answers!

REMEMBER IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE TAGGED! YOUR TURN!!!

Bet I have more 'No' answers than anyone else who's done this survey--isn't that sad?