Adult Survey

First saw this survey on Brad's blog and as per the rules, I saw it so I'm doing it....but try not to fall asleep as you read my boring answers!

This is an open TAG. You see this and you are TAGGED! Copy the questions, answer them and put them on your blog.

This is an adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point. Have fun!!!

1. Ever been to a male strip club? No

2. Ever been to a female strip club? No

3. Ever been to a bar? Yes--many years ago (about 25 years or more) went to a few bars with my older brother (just sort of hanging out with him). He drank beer, I drank soda. To a gay bar the answer is No.
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out? No, never have drank any alcohol at all.
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? No, see above answer.

7. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)? No
8. Ever thrown up from drinking too much? No, I told you I've never drank alcohol!

9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period? No

10. Had sex in a car? No

11. Had sex in a park? No

12. Had sex in a movie theater? No

13. Had sex in a bathroom? No

14. Had sex in a school? No

15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes--twice. Once way back in 1979 in Washington, D.C. while there to attend the first National March for Lesbian/Gay Rights (it was a gay "adult" store). I bought just one magazine there. Second time was in a store near here (about 15 years ago where I went to apply for a job (as cashier). Bought nothing, also never heard back re: the job.

16. Have you ever purchased items from an adult store? Yes as I said above--just that one magazine.

17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? No

18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? No

19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? Yes
20. How many partners have you had? Zero (wasn't sure I wanted to admit that, but it said to be honest)
21. Have you ever received oral sex? No

22. Have you ever given oral sex? No

23. Have you ever had a threesome? No

24. Are your breasts real? I certainly hope so.

25. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? No

26. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? Considering my answer to # 20, how would I know?

27. Have you ever kissed a stranger? No
28. How old were you when you first had sex? I'll let you know when (IF) it happens. (you'll notice that's a big 'if')
29. Have you ever had a one night stand? No, again see # 20.
30. Were you honest in this survey? Of course, if I were going to lie, I would have come up with much more exciting answers!

REMEMBER IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE TAGGED! YOUR TURN!!!

Bet I have more 'No' answers than anyone else who's done this survey--isn't that sad?