Are we all perhaps linked by invisible bonds? Do the actions of one affect others, even if those others are far away? Our lives and the universe itself may be all part of a single mechanism in which all creatures and events are 'entangled' with one another.

Friday, June 30, 2006

UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"

This news item is a bit old, but I felt I should post about it anyway since we should always remain vigilant against threats to our freedoms. These are just brief excerpts--for the full article, go here.

8 June 2006

Troops have been complaining of inadequate equipment, but a new device developed by Halliburton could prove to be a breakthrough in the war. The device, called "Gay Detection and Ranging", or simply by its acronym, GAYDAR, is capable of detecting homosexuals within a 100 yard radius. Up till now, accurate detection was possible only at close distances, which too often proved to be too late, with the observer quickly succumbing to sexual gyrations from the gay individual being tracked.

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