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The Religion Founder You Resemble Test

Lao Tzu You two would probably really get along!

Founder of Taoism "In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present."

I have sometimes thought of starting my own religion. One in which money & material possessions have no meaning and no place. So if you'd like to join my new religion, please send me all your wordly possessions and money as you will no longer have to be bothered by such earthly & mundane concerns. As your spiritual leader, I will take on the onerous burden of dealing with those useless possessions which are enslaving you and preventing you from reaching your true potential. You will then be free to explore your inner spirituality and walk down the path to true enlightment.

There is no need to thank me for unburdening you of those terrible afflictions of money & material goods. It is my duty & obligation as your spiritual teacher and guide to relieve you of those things which would enslave you and keep you bound to this earthly state.

Dear disciples, I remain your humble leader,
Martronus Greedius
(P.S.--please make all checks payable to CASH)

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Intuitive You scored higher than 0% on Structured You scored higher than 50% on Mildness You scored higher than 50% on Traditional

Link: The Religion Founder You Resemble Test written by Stinkbot